04/21/2011
ACTIVITY: Tough Love Yoga Atlanta’s bi-weekly Metal Yoga at Youngblood. This is the only way to do yoga because no one can hear the dumb noises you make. Also: Running around in a sailor outfit for Samurai Davis Jr. and Dim Sum’s Super Mega Happy Funtime Improv Show at Dad’s Garage.
SOUNDTRACK: Metallica (Metal Yoga tapping into my middle school days) and J-Pop
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?: If you can’t figure it out, there’s a chance it’s your pants. Remember to wash those.

04/22/2011
ACTIVITY: Break-dancing as a sailor and humping some of my favorite gAyTL peeps at Bedlam.
SOUNDTRACK: From what I can remember, Rihanna - Rude Boy happened. Rihanna is my girlfriend and no one can take that away from me.
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT EAST ATLANTA: It’s fucking scary.

04/23/2011
ACTIVITY: Dancing at Hammer’s Goodtime Emporium and the Bad News Ballroom.
SOUNDTRACK: The DJ at Hammer’s was all about some All 4 One. We asked him to play his guilty pleasure tracks, and by gosh he DID.
NEW POLICY: When picking up or dropping off someone at the airport, they owe you a drink at Hammer’s.
BEAUTY TIP: Coconut oil. For everything.

04/24/2011
ACTIVITY: Easter Egg Hunt at Tommy’s
PRO TIP: Wait for baby bunnies to pop up and gather a bunch of eggs in a place where no one has checked.

04/26/2011
ACTIVITY: After-hours elliptical featuring my favorite after-hours condo friends who lift weights.
SOUNDTRACK: Girl Talk. Flew by.
PANIC: My butt is not what it used to be.
COOKING NEWS: Taught myself how to make spice-crusted tofu, shaved away a little sadness from my brown rice technique (still pretty sad), and made really awesome baked potatoes.

04/28/2011
ACTIVITY: DIM SUM!
LESSON LEARNED: Guys will come on stage if you touch them.
BEAUTY TIP: FLAWLESS LASHES!!!!

04/29/2011
ACTIVITY: Office cleaning, express condo elliptical and Dim Sum.
SOUNDTRACK TIP: Remove audiobooks from your shuffle.
IMPORTANT THINGS FOUND IN OFFICE: Missing moleskine and $50 AMEX giftcard. Clean shit, find shit.