(Truth be told, I am very appreciative of how Jaye and everyone at 11alive handled this piece. There’s minimal crying! Yes! It’s a little weird to see yourself through someone else’s lens, but I’m hoping this leads to more neuro oncology research for people facing similar situations or brain worms. I’m also hoping it leads to more dance videos.)
PEEP PEEP featuring STILETTO EFFECT - ICE CREAM TRUCK Dirty Down South ReRub
Just in time for the weekend sunshine, it’s a fresh new boner-jam right out the butt-oven! This one’s for all the homo boys runnin’ round shirtless, and Cazwell runnin’ round being’ sexy and shizz.
Peep Peep’s been drippin’ cream with Barry Brandon and JL! See what happens when their powers collide. Piedmont Park pool, brace yourself!
TODAY’S SPECIAL 04/21/2011 - 04/29/2011
04/21/2011 ACTIVITY: Tough Love Yoga Atlanta’s bi-weekly Metal Yoga at Youngblood. This is the only way to do yoga because no one can hear the dumb noises you make. Also: Running around in a sailor outfit for Samurai Davis Jr. and Dim Sum’s Super Mega Happy Funtime Improv Show at Dad’s Garage. SOUNDTRACK: Metallica (Metal Yoga tapping into my middle school days) and J-Pop WHAT’S THAT SMELL?: If you can’t figure it out, there’s a chance it’s your pants. Remember to wash those.
04/22/2011 ACTIVITY: Break-dancing as a sailor and humping some of my favorite gAyTL peeps at Bedlam. SOUNDTRACK: From what I can remember, Rihanna - Rude Boy happened. Rihanna is my girlfriend and no one can take that away from me. WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT EAST ATLANTA: It’s fucking scary.
04/23/2011 ACTIVITY: Dancing at Hammer’s Goodtime Emporium and the Bad News Ballroom. SOUNDTRACK: The DJ at Hammer’s was all about some All 4 One. We asked him to play his guilty pleasure tracks, and by gosh he DID. NEW POLICY: When picking up or dropping off someone at the airport, they owe you a drink at Hammer’s. BEAUTY TIP: Coconut oil. For everything.
04/24/2011 ACTIVITY: Easter Egg Hunt at Tommy’s PRO TIP: Wait for baby bunnies to pop up and gather a bunch of eggs in a place where no one has checked.
04/26/2011 ACTIVITY: After-hours elliptical featuring my favorite after-hours condo friends who lift weights. SOUNDTRACK: Girl Talk. Flew by. PANIC: My butt is not what it used to be. COOKING NEWS: Taught myself how to make spice-crusted tofu, shaved away a little sadness from my brown rice technique (still pretty sad), and made really awesome baked potatoes.
04/28/2011 ACTIVITY: DIM SUM! LESSON LEARNED: Guys will come on stage if you touch them. BEAUTY TIP: FLAWLESS LASHES!!!!
04/29/2011 ACTIVITY: Office cleaning, express condo elliptical and Dim Sum. SOUNDTRACK TIP: Remove audiobooks from your shuffle. IMPORTANT THINGS FOUND IN OFFICE: Missing moleskine and $50 AMEX giftcard. Clean shit, find shit.
In need of DJ and the Bear-apy
Tonight. Highland Ballroom. Go for the @BarryBrandon. Stay for the @babycourageous.
In anticipation of seeing a dance floor pop-off, I’m building a wishlist of songs and/or artists…underneath it all, it probably involves “100% Pure Love” and “The Scatman”. Help. These are not songs you should ever play.
LISTEN UP: I wanna dry hump James Murphy
SSK chic
Workout a Day May - 5/1/10
So gang, I’m attempting to do some form of a workout errday in May. Hence the name Workout a Day May! This was Sarah’s brainchild—her current workout plan is centered around major kitchen demolition. Mine? Well, it will mostly consist of Wii games, dancing, an insane work schedule, and getting the everloving spoonfuls beaten out of me at Pretty Bandages. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
WADM - 5/1/10: - rearranged kitchen - trolled costume stores - gophered through my office - DANCED THE FUGG outta some Playstation games at Geespot’s. ….Off to DJ and the Bear for even more sweatgasming!
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