awkwardtown follies por danaisagirl
TODAY’S SPECIAL 04/21/2011 - 04/29/2011

04/21/2011
ACTIVITY: Tough Love Yoga Atlanta’s bi-weekly Metal Yoga at Youngblood. This is the only way to do yoga because no one can hear the dumb noises you make. Also: Running around in a sailor outfit for Samurai Davis Jr. and Dim Sum’s Super Mega Happy Funtime Improv Show at Dad’s Garage.
SOUNDTRACK: Metallica (Metal Yoga tapping into my middle school days) and J-Pop
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?: If you can’t figure it out, there’s a chance it’s your pants. Remember to wash those.

04/22/2011
ACTIVITY: Break-dancing as a sailor and humping some of my favorite gAyTL peeps at Bedlam.
SOUNDTRACK: From what I can remember, Rihanna - Rude Boy happened. Rihanna is my girlfriend and no one can take that away from me.
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT EAST ATLANTA: It’s fucking scary.

04/23/2011
ACTIVITY: Dancing at Hammer’s Goodtime Emporium and the Bad News Ballroom.
SOUNDTRACK: The DJ at Hammer’s was all about some All 4 One. We asked him to play his guilty pleasure tracks, and by gosh he DID.
NEW POLICY: When picking up or dropping off someone at the airport, they owe you a drink at Hammer’s.
BEAUTY TIP: Coconut oil. For everything.

04/24/2011
ACTIVITY: Easter Egg Hunt at Tommy’s
PRO TIP: Wait for baby bunnies to pop up and gather a bunch of eggs in a place where no one has checked.

04/26/2011
ACTIVITY: After-hours elliptical featuring my favorite after-hours condo friends who lift weights.
SOUNDTRACK: Girl Talk. Flew by.
PANIC: My butt is not what it used to be.
COOKING NEWS: Taught myself how to make spice-crusted tofu, shaved away a little sadness from my brown rice technique (still pretty sad), and made really awesome baked potatoes.

04/28/2011
ACTIVITY: DIM SUM!
LESSON LEARNED: Guys will come on stage if you touch them.
BEAUTY TIP: FLAWLESS LASHES!!!!

04/29/2011
ACTIVITY: Office cleaning, express condo elliptical and Dim Sum.
SOUNDTRACK TIP: Remove audiobooks from your shuffle.
IMPORTANT THINGS FOUND IN OFFICE: Missing moleskine and $50 AMEX giftcard. Clean shit, find shit.

TODAY’S SPECIAL 04/20/2011

ACTIVITY: after-hours condo elliptical…again. At least some fellow revolutionaries came in at 10:30 and started lifting weights. Fuck the system slowly, you guys.

SOUNDTRACK: The Hood Internet - The Mixtape Volume Five (they just keep getting better and better)

THING I AM ATTEMPTING TO CUT OUT OF MY DIET AFTER GOING DOWN AN EARTH CLINIC RABBIT HOLE: Dairy. Oh Earth Clinic, I once snorted cayenne pepper for you. Never again. My sinuses never forgave me. There’s my ceiling right there, folks! Goodnight! Off to East Side Lounge to see Threv and avoid puke in my shoes! (Protip: flip flops are NO.)

TODAY’S SPECIAL 04/18/2011

In an effort to a) preserve my sanity AND b) not have to blow any money on new clothes, I’m keeping track of my workouts again, Tumblr. I hope that’s ok with you.

Today’s Special…

ACTIVITY: after-hours condo elliptical. Don’t tell my neighbors, you guys! They’ll stab me with their key fobs!

SOUNDTRACK: Joy Division - Substance

THING ON MUTED TELEVISION: Not sure, but Alfred Molina’s all “DON’T JUMP!! I WAS IN RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK AND AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!!! BY THE WAY DID I MENTION I’M ALFRED MOLINA!!”

Influences: Beastie Boys - Paul’s Boutique. If three Jewish dudes from Brooklyn can rap, why can’t five gals and gays from the A jump on the train?

I popped this on while running on my hamster wheel tonight. It totes reminded me of all those times I got too lazy to go to the gym in college so I just ran up and down the dorm stairs with my discman. Oh man. Discman. I’m really fucking glad someone figured out the whole file-based music thing so my shit wouldn’t skip when I moved faster than Old Man Withers. Brave New World, people. Brave New World.